Archived entries for J.C.


Down in the Depths, the Very Very Depths

By JC

Sitting on the subway train thinking about rain Damon watched the man trying trying trying to touch a young woman. The train lurched, the woman leaned, then the man lunged. Paw. Breast. Contact.

When he’d awoken that cold windswept snowsleet Sunday afternoon, his apartment felt claustrophobic, a cluster-wart. Crust everywhere. He’d gone out out, into the air, the dim winter light but oh the cold. He needed to examine the city like an etherized patient, poke and prod its under-bits – how else could he experience it? and yet it was too cold and he was too hungover/dessicated/frailsick to do it aboveground.

You learn a city from its subways – he coined the aphorism as he bumped down the first flight of stairs, his body bumping down like a dragged suitcase. As he bought a fare card he decided he liked the idea – nearly everyone congregates here, and you can get a good look at them in a way you can’t when passing on a street.

He’d once thought of writing on the subway but he was too hungover. All he could come up with were titles.

My second novel will be called ‘Dark Star: a Memoir of Addiction.’ It will be about a nine-year old girl and her very happy childhood. It’s like, something something something about how that happy childhood feeling won’t last, it’s transitory, just like addiction? Or drugs. Something like that.

The subway squealed to a stop: eeeesh, his cotton candy brain. His brainbox felt drier than a Kleenex in the desert. Continue reading…

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Hi Panda

by J.C.

A panda sat in the plastic bench seat across from Damon. Pandas in popular imagination are playful, friendly, fun-loving cuddly rascals. Pandas on the subway are not. This panda was reading the newspaper. It sat slightly slouched, as if all the weight of the news were bearing down upon it.

The panda’s legs were open. It was a girl panda.

Stop after stop rolled past, as a muffled Chinese voice shouted out the stations through the loudspeaker. Damon wasn’t sure why the Panda was riding the subway. It was sitting there when he boarded. It – she – seemed very intent on the newspaper, not bothering to lift her head when a stop was announced. Well, everyone rode the subway to get somewhere, didn’t they? Continue reading…

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Apandalypse Now

“I love the smell of bamboo in the morning!”

Somehow along the way this whole panda thing just turned dark; dark and mentally disturbing. I feel the need to include a disclaimer before continuing further:

“In no way does H.A.L. condone the actions of the pandas or people appearing as pandas in the following stories. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. We here at H.A.L. love pandas in a wholesome way and have never had carnal knowledge… to our recollection with a panda, nor have we ever had the desire to know a member of the panda family in the biblical sense. No Pandas were harmed in the making of these short stories.”

J.C. – Hi Panda

Boy meets panda. Boy gets sexually aroused by panda… It’s a story as old as time.

Willow Neilson- Pandas Unleashed

We all know Pandas are lazy, sex hating layabouts… But what if pandas got their groove back?

Sarah Cottee- A Party

Debilitating alcoholism, plushies, illegitimate children. Not sure what else I can say here… (uncomfortable silence)

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